The Net.
For those of you that are feeling down
Who hardly smile and mostly frown
I have news for you and I'm willing to bet
You'll find cheery answers upon the Net

You'll find that answer you really need
The giver of which will be a friend indeed
Your Miggy wont work and you think oh heck!
Or as Bablos would say "feck feck feck" ;)

Down load the mail from that constant spammer
I could hit the darn thing with a bloody big hammer
You wade through drab mail but once in a while
Find a silly one that makes you smile

I will go now and leave you be
You can chat to me on IRC
I'm a cuddly lass with hair thats curly
And go by the nick name of Big Girlie

I dont think this rhyme will give me much fame
It will more than likely get me a flame :))